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1881 vajco alebosljépka? Autor: APV (Stálý) - publikováno 30.9.2020 (00:08:15)
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1881 vajco alebosljépka?
17.9. 2020 7:03:07
keťsomsyfčéranabarče vychutnávalvarýna acygárko, taksavoprotimavalyla asytak25ročná a250kylováslečna. stálesomsanaňu svotporompozeral apovedalsy:
akosatovóbecmóžestať, žesasmladého, krásnehodiefčatka vypreparujetakétomonstrum, ktorésamaftemvopýtalo:
"načomyslýtepane?"
aninase kundičku somnezaváhal apovedal:
"premýšlalsomvotem, čobološkvór asdavajco alebosljépka?"
pepýček:
zakašdým, keťtopotrebujem, povedámdákutakúfajnú vedeckúproblémovačku.
1881 egg or hen?
when i enjoyed coffee and cigar at barbora yesterday, so maybe 25 years and 250 kilo lady rolled across from me. i still looked at her in disqust and said to myself:
how can it even happen that a young, beautiful girl is prepared by a monster that asked me at that moment:
what do you mean sir
I didn't hesitate for a second and said:
I wondered if it used to be a hen or an egg.
pepper:
every time I need it, I will say some such nice scientific problem.
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